which is exactly what I anticipated with Trader Joe's coffee mochi. And, to be fair, I could see hints of this creamy coffee flavor at play, but both to my surprise and dismay, this coffee mochi ...

Do I get the pandan or black sesame mochi waffle? Should I order a croissant waffle instead, and if so, do I get it sweet or savory? Do I want Vietnamese coffee topped with Thai tea cream or black ...