Have you ever read the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears to someone? Maybe you remember it from when you were a child, and someone read it to you. Well, the story, as you know, goes like ...

The three bears went for a walk whilst they waited for their porridge to cool down. But also in the woods was a little girl called Goldilocks who was quite hungry from all her skipping and singing ...

All you have to know is it’s a parody of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” and it stars Clay Matthews, and you’re in, right ... ad for the Bar-S line of hot dogs, lunch meat, bacon ...

He reads the story of ‘Goldilocks ... three bowls of porridge using a thermometer and finds out why it is important that children who are sick are “not too hot, not too cold but just right”.

Are porridge and oatmeal the same thing? Let's be honest, you probably think of the same image when you think of either.