SANTA FE, NM In an executive order this afternoon, President Trump declared he was restoring the greatness of the nation by renaming New Mexico as New ‘Murica. “As of this day, we will have, a […] ...

SANTA FE, NM In an executive order this afternoon, President Trump declared he was restoring the greatness of the nation by renaming New Mexico as New ‘Murica. “As of this day, we will have, a […] ...

Less than a year after opening its doors, the Peavey Mart in Steinbach will be closing shop to be replaced by an empty Pizza Hut. “We were really hoping an empty Safeway store or empty Taco Bell might ...

Area woman Diane Klippenstein has a longstanding tradition of writing “please delete if not allowed” before every single social media post. “Whether I’m selling my canned beets or inquiring what time ...

After recently discovering the dark underbelly of Tesla CEO Elon Musk, area man Art Klippenstein is relieved to know he drives a car with absolutely no association with right-wing authoritarian ...

It was a bit too chilly in DC this week, so much so that the inauguration had to be moved to a more suitable climate – Winnipeg. “Everyone knows January is the best time to be outdoors in Winnipeg,” ...

Area man Abe Friesen is under the impression that the specific type of Mennonites that he is familiar with, those who speak Low German, wear suspenders, forbid dancing and drinking, and complain about ...

Americans were outraged this week after it was announced that their beloved Gulf of Mexico was going to have a name change just to appease some liberal snowflakes in Washington. “It’s been called that ...

On a recent trip to Germany this winter, all the hearty schnitzels and sausages had Canadian tourist Pete Dueck, 47, in a constant need to break wind. “And the first thing I noticed about this country ...

The tiny hamlet of Greenland, Manitoba was on high alert this week after a troop of US soldiers came marching through town. “They’re preparing for the Trump inauguration I guess,” said Mr. Toews. “I ...

With a guaranteed loss in the upcoming federal election, the Liberal Party of Canada is stuck with just one leadership candidate – retired dairy farmer Dwayne Kehler of Schazenfeld, Manitoba. “I’m not ...

Area resident Dave Friesen, 22, is of the opinion that there’s absolutely “nothing to do” in his small 20,000-person city of Steinbach and vows to stay huddled up in his mom’s basement playing Call of ...