Paying homage to Bart's prank calls to Moe's Tavern, Kimes asked Orlovsky about a player on the upcoming game roster named "Hugh Jass." Hugh Jass? Get it? Orlovsky didn't at first, as he fell hook ...

In under five (5) minutes, renowned ghost hunter and pardoned tax evader Hugh Jass demonstrates his most legal invention yet. This product can effectively enslave ghosts and impregnate fertile calves.