Have you ever had such a bad day that you wanted to do nothing more than grab a bag of chips, curl up on the couch, and watch coed after coed get run down and slaughtered by a machete-wielding maniac?
The Golden Globes, for example, took place while most of us were still recovering from New Year’s, and most of the big Oscar-nominated movies have only arrived in cinemas right as we’re all trying to ...